I had to do one more.....

I had to do this too.

Coonskin Ponytail.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEANNETTE!!!!!!!

I hope you get pewped on by a unicorn today!

Bat for Lashes

This is my new favorite band I think. This video is so amazing. It's the kind of video I dreamed of making when I was in college.



And I am obsessed with this song:

Library Card

So I live next to a library. Today is my first day off in about 3 weeks and I went for a long walk and decided to pop in and see if I could get a library card. Seems uneventful right? Well, it was probably the most awkward conversation EVER.
I walked up to the desk where this butch looking woman with a crew cut and the biggest bosoms ever was working. Here is what transpired:

Bosoms: Yes?
Me: Hi! I'd like to apply for a library card please.
Bosoms: ...........long pause................Well.............you have to prove you live here.
Me: Here's my driver's license!
Bosoms: ............long pause....................Well. It'll be a while. Go sit down and fill this out and someone will get to it eventually.............
Me: *laughs* Okay.......*sits down next to homeless man and fills out application*
Me: Okay, here's my application!
Bosoms: Okaaaaaaaaay...........it'll be like 4 hours before this gets processed.
Me: *looks around and sees no one else who looks REMOTELY busy* um.....why?
Bosoms: Because everyone's doing other things.
Me: *looks around again and doesn't see anyone doing any 'things'* Why can't you do it?
Bosoms: It'll be around 4 hours.
Me: Right............well, bye!



I won't be going back in four hours.

Disney store antics

We had a hurricane go through Chicago yesterday and it was awful. Jenny and I were stranded at the mall after work so we made the most of it by going to the Disney store.




This is Jenny as Alice.



This is Jenny as Cinderella.



Here I am as a pirate.



I'm supposed to be Jack Skellington, but I think I look more like one of those mushroom guys from Mario Bros.



Ratatouille's brother.



Just, really really creepy.




Tomorrow is the Glenwood Ave. Arts Festival. I am going to be showing/selling some of my artwork there. I really hope people like it.